Nickname |
My Comments |
O.D.B. |
My personal favorite (I'm the one that's
still alive). |
The Most Interesting Man
in the World |
I'm not sure that I merit this. |
The Real Slim Craigy |
I'm no longer slim, but I like the rap
connection. |
Pimp Daddy Craig |
What did I do to deserve this?? |
Dr. Maximillian |
For former students uncomfortable with
calling me Richard. |
Hella Mexican |
I thought I was hopelessly white. |
Tenacious D Craig |
I guess it's better than Heavy D. |
C-Rizzle |
Keep working on those hip-hop names. |
R. Craigy |
In the absence of R. Kelly... |
Craigalicious |
There's probably no appropriate comment. |
The Beardsman |
I'll accept this as long as
“graying” is left out. |
Momentito Man |
I supposedly use this word frequently |
The Greatest Sarcastic Man |
I'll accept being the best of anything. |
The Overheard Cat Burglar |
This has a great story behind it... |
The Big Giant Head |
I'm afraid this is anatomically accurate |
Old Scalawag |
From a colleague. This has character. |
Craigarino |
What is this, “Welcome Back, Kotter”? |
Paco |
Not sure if I can pull this off |
Goose |
A cool name if I were still an athlete |
Nitpicker |
Undoubtedly from a Spartan Daily
student |
Supreme Smarty Pants |
When I get tired of O.D.B., I'll be S.S.P. |
Prof Full O'Beans |
Read into this what you will |
Sideshow Bob |
Probably not a compliment |
Jack Nicholson |
OK if referring to his younger days |
Quentin Tarantino |
Not sure if this is interesting or creepy |
Jack Black |
I don't see it, but... |
Dr. Nice-Tie |
Someone's kissing up to me |
Cutie Pie |
Someone else is kissing up to me |
Dr. Cool |
Someone's REALLY kissing up to me |
Dr. Loser |
Someone's off my Christmas list |
Dr. Strangelove |
I'm not touching this one |
Dr. Chin |
This is a common theme |
Jay Leno |
I'm neither as odd-looking nor as rich |
Vinnie “The Chin” Gigante |
This is/was supposedly a real mobster |